December 2010
92 posts
i hope my legs arent hairy i wanna wear a dress today.
WHO WANTS TO COME TO A LOCAL SHOW AT THE MIDDLE EAST WITH ME?
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Dendrophilia is the sexual attraction to trees.
i feel like a piece of my tooth broke but i cant tell, what do i do???
RILEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED.
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hippogoddess replied to your post: caraaaaaa replied to your photo: hehe notice…
omg i got a push up bra for christmas ugh twins :’)
no way!! santa must have been feeling bad for all the girls with small boobs. haha(;
i wish i lived with someone who appreciated having a half naked girl walk around their house.
caraaaaaa replied to your photo: hehe notice anything different??????
boobs?
YES. you win!!!
i bought a bombshell bra today at victoria’s secret. it comes with a boob already built inside of it.
TMI: i cant multitask while im brushing my teeth because then i start to drool everywhere.
i like it when people call me beautiful.
Two out of five people marry their first love.
i thought i was petting my cat, but then i realized that it was just a scarf.
i cant move, and i want food. WHERE ARE MY SLAVES???
the-juiciest-nigger replied to your photo: shannon left me all alone today. </3
what a fucking bitch
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
itsasafebet replied to your photo: day 54 shannon went to the bathroom and got left…
MICHAEL CERA WITH BROWN HAIR. Just saying.
thats my boyfriend… mike(: haha.
quite frankly, you're a cunt.
WHENEVER I ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM IN JOURNALISM MY TEACHER NEVER LETS ME GO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
there was just a fight, and there was blood all over the floor… i feel sick.
there is snow ALL over the ground
i LOVE snow <333333
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THIS IS ALSO HOW TO GET SICK: YAHOO ANSWERS:::
take a cold shower dont dry yourself and walk around outside without a shirt during the night while eating ice cream
HOW TO GET SICK ACCORDING TO YAHOO ANSWERS:::
Fart on your pillow naked and youll get pink eye for about 3 or so days. Best sickness ever cause your eye itches and thats it! no throwing up or nothing. Just put some itchy eye medication in when everyones gone (if your trying to miss school) and youll be home alone for “being sick”
HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF FAINT:::
#1: Squat down against a wall #2: Take in 15-28 deep breaths continuously #3: Take one last deep breath, hold it and stand up #4: Keep holding till your vision clears (thats if you don’t black out by then) #5: Get someone to catch you when you fall
im scared to drive to school today o: